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Principality Predictions part 1

J Colman 05-18-2001 01:07 PM

Schuey will eat DC alive.

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Justin

Arioch 05-18-2001 02:31 PM

and you're going to eat your words...

you want fries with that? [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

(nice smiley btw...)
H1 05-18-2001 03:08 PM

Kick a$$ smiley!!

Schumey sucks - boo hisss.

(Although he'll probably win)
ChrisW 05-18-2001 03:42 PM

Whom ever gets the pole will win.

The real question is who will get the pole?
Who will screw up the launch program (whos launch control will fail on the start)?

The pole is a toss up between the schumi brothers and DC unless JPM pulls another rabbit out of his helmet. I don't think Hakkienen will be a factor.
J Colman 05-19-2001 12:19 AM

Principality Predictions
 
Who's going to win the Monaco GP. I am going way out on a limb here and saying...... SCHUMACHER, baby

Justin [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
TimStevens 05-19-2001 12:33 AM


I think we may be in for a surprise here. Monaco isn't really a big engine track, so the smaller teams may just have a chance. I think Kimi and Villeneuve will do well.

But DC will win for sure [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

-tim
J Colman 05-19-2001 12:36 AM

You could be right, Kimi might prove again why he belongs in a Ferrari. I am starting to enjoy watching that young man take care of business.


Justin
Arioch 05-19-2001 12:45 AM

1) dc
2) kimi (with tear off's on lap 37 and itchy @ss on lap 41 [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )
3) mika
4) verstappen (on 2 stops)
5) heidfeld
6) schuey sr.
Dan00RS 05-19-2001 12:47 AM

M. Schumacher will win!

Kimi will get a podium finish.

JPM will crash out on the first lap attempting to out-brake DC and take both of them out.

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J Colman 05-19-2001 12:49 AM

[quote]JPM will crash out on the first lap attempting to out-brake DC and take both of them out[/quote] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]


Justin
Arioch 05-19-2001 12:50 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

you all are evil! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
gtguy 05-19-2001 07:21 AM

Schumacher is always best at Monaco for the same reason other great drivers have dominated at that track--he's the best driver in the field, and Monaco is still the track that requires the ultimate in driver skill and ability. Hence, barring any oddness, Schumacher will be on the top step, especially if the McLarens continue to have their qualifying issues. Monaco is one track where you HAVE to be up front to have a realistic shot.

1. Schumacher
2. Ralf
3. Coulthard
4. Hakkinen
5. Barrichello
6. Panis

Kevin
johnfelstead 05-19-2001 03:16 PM

Heres one to think about.

Truly for the win, Ralf second, barichelo third. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
J Colman 05-20-2001 07:10 AM

I like the Ralf and Rubens part, but I dont think Trulli has what it takes yet. Jordan seem to be missing something this year, which is a shame because they are a cool team.


Justin
donjuan 05-21-2001 05:04 AM

I leave for the weekend and the F1 blabber starts without me??!!

Arioch-Kimi will get the itchy-ass WAY before 41. Luckily for him they have the ass-itch suppression system under control this weekend [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

JPM will get hot into Loews on 5 and nose in on the wall. Race over for loudmouth.

1. Schumacher
2. Little brother
3. Rubens (blech)
4. DC
5. Raikonnen
6. Heidfeld
J Colman 05-21-2001 08:02 AM

Those look like some solid predictions Donjuan, I like them and not just because schuey is at the top of the list.

"Ass itch supression system" [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]


Justin
donjuan 05-21-2001 09:36 AM

Oh I also forgot. JPM will whine about some mechanical problem which caused his wall taste test, but there will be no telemetry to support it. JPM--run your mouth somewhere else you whiny, tubby bitch.

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Arioch 05-21-2001 10:14 AM

[quote]
JPM--run your mouth somewhere else you whiny, tubby bitch.
[/quote]

[img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/tongue.gif[/img] WOOHOO!!! I couldn't have said it better myself!
Arioch 05-21-2001 10:17 AM

as for the [email protected] technology... yes, his @ss will itch earlier in the race, but the [email protected] tech will fail on lap 41. this will make kimi want to end the race that much faster, so he can itch it, and he'll come up through the pack passing nick, jos, and mika. unfortunatly, he won't be able to catch dc in time to take the win (and itch his @ss)! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
donjuan 05-21-2001 10:34 AM

LMAO!!! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img][img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img][img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img][img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img][img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img][img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]
J Colman 05-21-2001 10:55 AM

ROFLMAO [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Everyone will think Kimi is running a lighter load, in reality it will just be his itch that causes him to pick up the pace.


Justin
subaRoux 05-21-2001 11:40 AM

I've got the most solid prediction for the weekend. Take it to the Bank!
Jenson will once again be out-qualified by Giancarlo, and heck, maybe even Alonso too! Then we will once again get to see that F1 Racing magazine is running out of feet to be placed in mouths. The UK's new wonderboy is a wonderflop. GO DC!!!!
63Alpine 05-21-2001 11:44 AM

All the other drivers will be looking at JPMs chubby butt from behind.
Fred Zaplitny 05-21-2001 11:56 AM

Montoya will win!

Of course, I always say that....some day it will be true.

Fred
johnfelstead 05-21-2001 03:13 PM


[quote]
I leave for the weekend and the F1 blabber starts without me??!!
[/quote]

Thats nowt m8. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img]

I am jumping on a plane or 2 this weekend to come compete in a rally over in the good ole US of A.

Stick that in ya pipe and smoke it. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img] LOL

By the time i get to see this race i will have travelled about 8000 miles and competed in the No Alibi Rally in WA.

Hope my VCR works ok! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img] Hope my ass dont get that F1 itch either, dont wanna lose a rally because of a bitch of an itch. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Fred Zaplitny 05-21-2001 03:53 PM

[img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]

Juan Montoya eats chili dogs!....I love it!

I'm really sure they have chili dog stands in Monaco. What do you figure a chili dog costs there? It's probably nowhere near as good as a National Coney Island chili dog anyway!

JPM (in Eric Cardman voice)"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"

I hope Juan makes you all eat crow this weekend. Put some chili on that.

Of course that darned German guy in the red car (what's his name?) will probably win again. Look out for DC though....If I was a betting man, I'd say he makes the podium again this weekend.

Fred
(also not fat....just big boned!)
J Colman 05-22-2001 12:03 AM

Maybe next year [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
donjuan 05-22-2001 12:48 AM

JPM will be too busy:

--jawing about how good he is
--jawing about how not good Schumacher is
--whining about how Ralf gets preferential treatment
--chowing on chili dogs or whatever it is that has made him so freaking tubby


.....to do anything productive.
donjuan 05-22-2001 04:57 AM

I don't know what JPM eats, but whatever it is, it's obviously too much of it. Don't get me wrong it's not like I hate the guy or something, I want him to do well and score points for Williams. He's just pissing me off of late. I don't know how many comments i've read from the Williams team about his lack of discipline and work ethic, yet he feels the need to bitch and moan and tell everyone how good he is.
63Alpine 05-22-2001 05:17 AM

Yes I am so disapointed that JPM has a big ego. It is so unlike all the other F1 drivers who are so modest. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Personally I prefer the NASCAR driver attittude. "Boy howdy, my Lowes-ExLax-JohnDeere-Dell-HP-Pfizer-MillerLite-Goodyear-Loctite-Chevy ran really well today and I have a great team to back me up. Hell I just put the pedal down and turned left."
J Colman 05-22-2001 06:53 AM

John during the rally

[quote]Christ, my ass, it's itching like an itchy thing in Itchville...hairpin left/ditch....aahhhhh my ass......4 right, unbuckels belt to scratch and accidently nudges steering wheel. Rescue team finds rally co-driver mangled with hand down his trousers[/quote]

Good luck, and give em a right old beating.

Justin
johnfelstead 05-22-2001 04:09 PM

Thanks Justin,

I dont think Jamie will apreciate me sitting there scrachin my butt all the way through the stage. I will just have to grin and bare it i think. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] LOL

How the hell did this ass itch subject get raised in the first place? [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/confused.gif[/img] LOL

Anyway back on topic.

I think Jordan have a good chance round Monaco and trulli, truly can drive round there. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

J Colman 05-22-2001 07:15 PM

The ass itching got started because someone predicted that Kimi would pit on lap 21 and 48 in one of the earlier races this season. It was such an accurate prediction that I asked what laps he would tear off his visors, as a joke. That escalated to a comment that had something to do with an even more in depth prediction and that was, that he would get an itch on his ass around lap 30 or something, causing him to loose control of the car and in the process crash into the pits and take out the Minardi pit team.

As you can tell it was a bit far fetched, but folks found it funny, so it has kind of stuck around for the last few days.

Anyway, good luck with the rally, I'm sure you'll be in good hands

Justin
Arioch 05-22-2001 07:34 PM

come on justin, give credit. i was the one that started with the kimi predictions. and you asked about the ass itching. so i told you. i think i read on f1i.com that his ass really did itch. they had an exclusive or something.... [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
donjuan 05-23-2001 04:56 AM

Don't forget that Villeneuve will have a mean booger on lap 18 that he just has to get at. So during the lap, while trying to stick his finger up the front of his helmet he will lose it and take out Panis along the way.
J Colman 05-23-2001 08:21 AM

"A mean booger"

Thats soooo nasty [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]


Justin
Arioch 05-23-2001 08:57 AM

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] Mean booger!

has anyone heard if minardi is going to run the monkey's in their cars in monaco? or was it prost? i forgot....
donjuan 05-23-2001 09:04 AM

Marques kind of LOOKS like a monkey...maybe that's it.
J Colman 05-24-2001 06:46 AM

So does Pete Sampras
cj917 05-24-2001 08:52 AM

hey leave JV out of this......
J Colman 05-24-2001 10:49 AM

JV should shave his head bald, he looks ridiculous with that thining hair.


Justin
Arioch 05-24-2001 07:02 PM

anyone see the "extra downforce" that jos was running? [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] too bad they won't let him use it in the race.... that'd be worth the price of admision right there! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]
donjuan 05-25-2001 05:15 AM

Dammit, Ralf and Montoya BOTH smashed up their cars. At least Ralf put up some quick times before he did.

Those wing-ding-things were freaking hilarious. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/smile.gif[/img] They probly spent more than my salary for this year designing those things just so they could be banned.
J Colman 05-25-2001 06:36 AM

I like "The Boss" I wish they would have let him run those things, he could have flown throught the field like last in the last race. I think Ralf is a little shaken up, they said he was resting today instead of practicing. The McLaren boys look strong...DOH.


Justin
donjuan 05-25-2001 07:13 AM

I hope Ralf does well, I was really thinking he was going to throw himself back in the mix this race with another podium.
J Colman 05-25-2001 07:38 AM

It's a definate possibility, I hope that this big crash he had doesn't affect his confidence for the race, he may be a little spooked now to drive on the limit. Hopefully it will be a good race.


Justin
dmkluge 05-25-2001 08:03 AM

The only way the BMW's will do well is if the traction control does a really good job with thier wheel spin. The winner will be decided during qualifying anyway.
J Colman 05-25-2001 08:13 AM

You never know, Monaco claims a lot of cars, and pit strategy could come into it. We will have to wait and see what happens.
Big C 05-25-2001 08:17 AM

[quote]Personally I prefer the NASCAR driver attittude. "Boy howdy, my Lowes-ExLax-JohnDeere-Dell-HP-Pfizer-MillerLite-Goodyear-Loctite-Chevy ran really well today and I have a great team to back me up. Hell I just put the pedal down and turned left."[/quote]

HAHAHAHA So true it shouldn't be funny but it is anyway!
donjuan 05-25-2001 09:18 AM

[quote]
The only way the BMW's will do well is if the traction control does a really good job with thier wheel spin. The winner will be decided during qualifying anyway.
[/quote]

Oh that definately gets one of these...

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Arioch 05-25-2001 10:18 AM

[img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] @ donjuan!
J Colman 05-25-2001 10:25 AM

Bwwwaaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhhhaaaaa [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img] [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/lol.gif[/img]
I have come to love tard-face like a son.

Good one, Donjuan


Justin
donjuan 05-25-2001 10:32 AM

Tard-face can say so much, without uttering a word. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/smile.gif[/img] He has become an important I-club member.
J Colman 05-25-2001 10:46 AM

He needs to get his own post count, he is appearing all over the place
Jonathan 05-27-2001 12:33 AM

Mika need to show us that he is still in contention. What better place to show us, then Monaco ?
donjuan 05-27-2001 07:04 AM

Dammit, Ralf was in it. Dammit dammit dammit. SUCK!!

Hey was I pretty much on about Montoya or what?? Schumi gave a damn impressive drive. Glad to see Irvine get it together also.

Mark my words, Ralf will win again this year.
J Colman 05-29-2001 07:33 AM

Ralf's definately got another one in him. I was happy about Eddie also, he deserves to be back on the podium. I wouldn't look for him again this year though.


JUstin
donjuan 05-29-2001 07:57 AM

No I don't think Jag has the car to do much, but I was glad to see Irvine have a good race, I've always liked him.

Ferrari is running away...
johnfelstead 05-29-2001 01:29 PM

Ferrari are running away with it my a$$! [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Yet again a Macca didnt start properly, i wonder whose brain faided this time. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img]

It's not over till the fat lady sings and she is still building that flab at the moment. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
J Colman 05-29-2001 02:09 PM

Yeah well all she needs is a few more mince pies and lard butties and she will burst to the sound of Ferrari and Michael taking another championship. [img]http://www.i-club.com/ubb-files/smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Come on fat lady, keep eating, and Michael, keep winning.

Justin

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