| GarySheehan | 12-13-2002 06:23 PM |
Weekend Fun - Need a caption for this photo
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[IMG]http://www.teamsmr.com/images/Happy_Joel.jpg[/IMG]
Looking for an appropriate caption for this photo to put on our website.
The person that comes up with the best caption will get a credit under the photo on our site.
Everything that comes to my mind is sort of...um...inappropriate :)
Perhaps you can phrase is better...
Gary
Sheehan Motor Racing
[url]www.teamSMR.com[/url]
Looking for an appropriate caption for this photo to put on our website.
The person that comes up with the best caption will get a credit under the photo on our site.
Everything that comes to my mind is sort of...um...inappropriate :)
Perhaps you can phrase is better...
Gary
Sheehan Motor Racing
[url]www.teamSMR.com[/url]
| Golfa | 12-13-2002 06:27 PM |
He forgot to take the jack off.
or
He got tired of jackin'
:D
-Eric
or
He got tired of jackin'
:D
-Eric
| Golfa | 12-13-2002 06:30 PM |
He saw the two holes on the exhaust and just gave up.
lol, im really trying hard here :P
-Eric
lol, im really trying hard here :P
-Eric
| Golfa | 12-13-2002 06:31 PM |
He put the tools aside and decided to go at it with his bare hands.
-Eric
-Eric
| Imprezd | 12-13-2002 06:31 PM |
I think he's pulling the thong out of the rear end.
Imprezd~
Imprezd~
| DDMan | 12-13-2002 06:32 PM |
"Sir, Could you please take hand of the situation and put the jack down"
| Imprezd | 12-13-2002 06:33 PM |
"Dude, you can't drive like that... HIDE!!"
Imprezd~
Imprezd~
| Golfa | 12-13-2002 06:34 PM |
he had to take a break because it got too hard.
-Eric
-Eric
| subarex | 12-13-2002 06:45 PM |
Eventually he got it up... but the load was too big....so his hand got stuck ..trying to get the jack off. :lol:
| Lifino | 12-13-2002 06:58 PM |
The crack scientists at Nasa are hard at work perfecting a way to combine the Missionary with the Doggy...
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Do it with one of these things, and yours'll turn red too!
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Do it with one of these things, and yours'll turn red too!
| Lifino | 12-13-2002 06:59 PM |
It's so WRXXX
| spoot | 12-13-2002 07:05 PM |
I thought I was turned on by the WRX
| Golfa | 12-13-2002 07:18 PM |
[QUOTE]subarex Eventually he got it up... but the load was too big....so his hand got stuck ..trying to get the jack off. [/QUOTE]
copy cat :o
copy cat :o
| Lifino | 12-13-2002 07:21 PM |
hand me that lube, it's chafing.
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That turbo gives KILLER HEAD.
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That turbo gives KILLER HEAD.
| DILLIGAF Racing | 12-13-2002 07:52 PM |
now where are those exhaust bearings?
| KC | 12-13-2002 08:27 PM |
News flash: Arrogant Bastard seen trying to find the flux capacitor. News at 11.
| Petrie | 12-13-2002 08:36 PM |
Blow on tube to raise car
| subarex | 12-13-2002 08:56 PM |
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Future Rex 0wner [/i]
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copy cat :o [/B][/QUOTE]
Fine, If I win you can have the credit, but I'm keeping the $16
[B]
copy cat :o [/B][/QUOTE]
Fine, If I win you can have the credit, but I'm keeping the $16
| pro_ra1 | 12-13-2002 10:42 PM |
Subtitile
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1) For some, working on cars is a serious task, for our techs it is just pure love.
2) Some of the techs get more out of the car than Gary does.
3) Don't laugh, you would too if you got to look under the Sheehan car!
4) The road to becoming a great mechanic is longer than some will ever know.
I know they are dry, but it works...I think.
Nate:cool:
2) Some of the techs get more out of the car than Gary does.
3) Don't laugh, you would too if you got to look under the Sheehan car!
4) The road to becoming a great mechanic is longer than some will ever know.
I know they are dry, but it works...I think.
Nate:cool:
| JoegoWRX | 12-13-2002 10:46 PM |
I LOVE working under my WRX!
| Lifino | 12-13-2002 11:14 PM |
Brings whole new meaning to the term: Up Skirt.
Now, if I could only attach a sound file going, sha-boing,ng,ng:rolleyes:
Now, if I could only attach a sound file going, sha-boing,ng,ng:rolleyes:
| Gspot | 12-14-2002 01:51 AM |
definitely photoshopped....:p
| sevenhead | 12-14-2002 08:59 AM |
while probing the rear end for lube, joel suddenly felt aroused...
| wrxken | 12-14-2002 12:06 PM |
hey
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HARD WORK THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING :o
| wrxken | 12-14-2002 12:08 PM |
HI
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joel hard at work on rear
| wrxken | 12-14-2002 12:10 PM |
hum
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A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS :devil:
| bunot | 12-14-2002 12:20 PM |
"Don't be a fool. Use the right tool"
| Burnout | 12-14-2002 02:57 PM |
"Peeping Tom"
"Pervert"
"Feeling it up"
"Where do I put this?"
"I little lube here, a little lube there"
"That�s the spot"
"Two in the pink one in the stink"
"If I keep playing with the nuts, I might get it off"
"Pervert"
"Feeling it up"
"Where do I put this?"
"I little lube here, a little lube there"
"That�s the spot"
"Two in the pink one in the stink"
"If I keep playing with the nuts, I might get it off"
| mlambert | 12-14-2002 03:18 PM |
"Joels quite popular with the ladies!"
"Who cares about girth when you have length?"
whats inappropriate? :lol:
"Who cares about girth when you have length?"
whats inappropriate? :lol:
| Katch_My_WRX | 12-14-2002 03:25 PM |
here kitty kitty
| Fmdeadrick | 12-14-2002 05:02 PM |
F*** NASA. Morons.
| Austin | 12-14-2002 05:19 PM |
You can love your car, just don't *love* your car.
Joel has had a lifelong love affair with all cars, but never before has he felt such a "special" connection with any particular car...
Joel has had a lifelong love affair with all cars, but never before has he felt such a "special" connection with any particular car...
| Danny | 12-14-2002 05:30 PM |
intamate
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"The mechanic/car relationship can be very intamate at times"
Dan
Dan
| Jeff 2.5RS | 12-14-2002 10:30 PM |
Old one from a different thread like this"
"Holy crap, this thing has all wheel drive?!?"
"Isn't there supposed to be a rear differential?"
"Nope not as big as the WC BMW's rear diff"
I apologize for the lack of humor in my post. :P
"Holy crap, this thing has all wheel drive?!?"
"Isn't there supposed to be a rear differential?"
"Nope not as big as the WC BMW's rear diff"
I apologize for the lack of humor in my post. :P
| Lifino | 12-14-2002 11:24 PM |
Oh, that reminds me, I forgot to put that Viagra sponsor sticker on... Gotta do that when the chub dies down.
| Storm | 12-15-2002 12:16 AM |
...now turn and cough please....
Jay Storm
[url]www.sourcemotorsports.com[/url]
Jay Storm
[url]www.sourcemotorsports.com[/url]
| RK Performance | 12-15-2002 04:49 AM |
Jack on, Jack off. Jack on, Jack off.
Gary loves to play with the new guys because they'll believe anything. Example: Here's a new mechanic trying to give the car a harder compound.
Why is it that I can never find the hole!?
Warning: Joining a racing team may lead to the loss of any knowledge of the opposite sex.
...Sorry guys, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture was; Alright, let's see if we can find the problem. Now, turn your head and cough. - It just fits that pic so naturally, but unfortunatley it was already taken. :mad:
Gary loves to play with the new guys because they'll believe anything. Example: Here's a new mechanic trying to give the car a harder compound.
Why is it that I can never find the hole!?
Warning: Joining a racing team may lead to the loss of any knowledge of the opposite sex.
...Sorry guys, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture was; Alright, let's see if we can find the problem. Now, turn your head and cough. - It just fits that pic so naturally, but unfortunatley it was already taken. :mad:
| GuidoThePenguin | 12-17-2002 12:23 AM |
"Having felt the world was a much safer place, Super Man announced his retirement from being a crime fighting super-hero to becoming a mechanic for Gary Sheehan's Racing Team."
| Patrick L | 12-17-2002 12:51 AM |
"Yep, it tastes like diff fluid"
"Damit, shouldn't have stuck my finger in there.....where's the lube when you need it."
or
"Hey Gary, the fuel filler hose is leaking........hey, race gas tastes pretty good!"
:p :D
"Damit, shouldn't have stuck my finger in there.....where's the lube when you need it."
or
"Hey Gary, the fuel filler hose is leaking........hey, race gas tastes pretty good!"
:p :D
| WillRX | 12-17-2002 08:56 AM |
"Houston, we have lift-off!"
| Rattler | 12-17-2002 12:31 PM |
"OK, enough foreplay now. Onto the main event!!"
| ITWRX4ME | 12-17-2002 02:51 PM |
OW! OW! OW! Turn the red handle!
| Joe Longworth | 12-17-2002 03:26 PM |
Our new high performance, track bred, trunk monkey requires hand feeding.
or,
Oh, so /that's/ where the wind up key is.
or,
Oh, so /that's/ where the wind up key is.
| Ryouga | 12-17-2002 06:42 PM |
All this hard work is making me thirsty. Mind if I dump some "Arrogant Bastard Ale" from the ballast tanks?
| KC | 12-17-2002 07:32 PM |
"Is it still the weekend, I've been under here soo long. Guys??? Guys?? Where'd ya go???" :D
--kC
--kC
| bgsntth | 12-17-2002 07:44 PM |
"Warning: Ogling Kartboy endlinks with the naked eye can bring about spontaneous lipstick".
| WRXedUSA | 12-17-2002 10:35 PM |
"Ummmmm.............Nothing Sir, just.........Umm Inspecting the.....Muffler Belt...........See!.........I found it!!!!"
| SuicidalLabRat | 12-18-2002 12:07 AM |
...and Gary thought the race was hard-on the rear end!?
SLR-
SLR-
| Jerry C | 12-18-2002 12:49 AM |
"FLATFOURPLAY"
Jerry C
Jerry C
| Lifino | 12-18-2002 04:31 PM |
The filming of another scene for the internet porn video: Trunk Monkey, Secret Fantasies 2
| 8Complex | 12-18-2002 04:39 PM |
Ok, Gary... bring back that drain plug!
| FlooredSubaru | 12-18-2002 06:24 PM |
"Oh you ment test the tires. I thougt you said check the rubber."
I tryed...
Erik S.
[url]http://www.finelinemotorsports.com[/url]
I tryed...
Erik S.
[url]http://www.finelinemotorsports.com[/url]
| elgorey | 12-19-2002 09:43 AM |
New Hoosiers make me horny.
no thats not a caption, Im serious :p
no thats not a caption, Im serious :p
| Red-Impreza | 12-19-2002 10:33 PM |
How about
"Joel had a hell of a time getting a full sized floor jack down his pants, but the reaction from Sue was well worth the effort."
or
"Joel was stuck under the car for hours when he accidently lowered the rear diff down onto his glove because, for some strange reason, Gary didn't want to jack it back up for him."
:devil:
"Joel had a hell of a time getting a full sized floor jack down his pants, but the reaction from Sue was well worth the effort."
or
"Joel was stuck under the car for hours when he accidently lowered the rear diff down onto his glove because, for some strange reason, Gary didn't want to jack it back up for him."
:devil:
| Red-Impreza | 12-19-2002 10:50 PM |
Ooh, ooh,... I've got one more.
"Joel regrets taking Viagra the night before a race when he has a rather unusual reaction to the exhaust fumes from Gary's car."
"Joel regrets taking Viagra the night before a race when he has a rather unusual reaction to the exhaust fumes from Gary's car."
| poohbaru | 12-19-2002 10:57 PM |
WRXtion?
| Austin | 12-19-2002 11:51 PM |
C'mon already! Who won?!?
| Joel Gat, 1.8L | 12-20-2002 04:44 AM |
Hello,
Well, I might as well join in, too...
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Joel: "Woot woo! This rear end is tight!"
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Latex gloves: $1
Fluids: $8
Official Shirt: $40
Getting caught red-handled with your hands on her rear end: priceless.
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Joel: "Yeah yeah :) Y'all are just jealous because I love my job so much!"
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Joel
Well, I might as well join in, too...
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Joel: "Woot woo! This rear end is tight!"
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Latex gloves: $1
Fluids: $8
Official Shirt: $40
Getting caught red-handled with your hands on her rear end: priceless.
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Joel: "Yeah yeah :) Y'all are just jealous because I love my job so much!"
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Joel
| Red-Impreza | 12-20-2002 09:59 AM |
In your best Crocodile Hunter voice:
"Watch now, as this fully aroused North American Mecho-phile stimulates the rear differential of this beeeeeeautiful Subaru Impreza WRX in hopes that she'll mate with him."
:lol:
(Edit: Slight change of wording.)
"Watch now, as this fully aroused North American Mecho-phile stimulates the rear differential of this beeeeeeautiful Subaru Impreza WRX in hopes that she'll mate with him."
:lol:
(Edit: Slight change of wording.)
| Storm | 12-20-2002 10:19 AM |
"After celebrating the addition of Arrogant Bastard Ale as a associate sponsor, team Sheehan Motorsports mechanic rolls around helplessly trying to find the nitrous bottle he so delicately hid for qualifying."
"Giggling from the realization that his anti-seize bottle was filled with superglue, The Sheehan Motorsports mechanic becomes the sight of sights in the paddock."
Jay Storm
[url]www.sourcemotorsports.com[/url]
"Giggling from the realization that his anti-seize bottle was filled with superglue, The Sheehan Motorsports mechanic becomes the sight of sights in the paddock."
Jay Storm
[url]www.sourcemotorsports.com[/url]
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