| qoncept | 05-24-2006 09:54 AM |
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My driveway has a telephone line running directly over where I park my car and [SIZE=7][b][color=red]EVERY TIME I WASH IT[/color][/b][/SIZE], the birds hit it within a couple hours. I have a long driveway but I like parking it right there because the car is somewhat hidden and not readily visible from the street. But how do I get birds to stop crapping on it? Any suggestions?
| hornyturbo | 05-24-2006 09:58 AM |
cut the line
| qoncept | 05-24-2006 10:01 AM |
Heh, ya know, we [i]do[/i] only have cell phones.. :D
| chris-man | 05-24-2006 11:04 AM |
[QUOTE=qoncept] how do I get birds to stop crapping on it?[/QUOTE]
you cant... unless you speak bird.
you cant... unless you speak bird.
| 105wrx | 05-24-2006 11:09 AM |
cover the car maybe?
| eddie1982 | 05-24-2006 11:12 AM |
go straight to wal-mart and get a bb gun
| tairese | 05-24-2006 11:17 AM |
no idea. It happens to all of us.
I just don't park near trees anymore.
I just don't park near trees anymore.
| Pee_Sack | 05-24-2006 11:18 AM |
+1 for bb gun
| broken_gears | 05-24-2006 11:34 AM |
go to [url]www.bird-x-.com/ien[/url] or call 800 662-5021 they have lots of solutions to get rind of birds
| DEXSPTS | 05-24-2006 11:51 AM |
Can you adjust the line not to run over the driveway? Sometimes there is a little slack...
| tasq | 05-24-2006 11:59 AM |
napalm? :confused:
| Doctor Murdock2 | 05-24-2006 12:01 PM |
Get a plastic owl and put it in plain view of the area.
| WRXDriftR | 05-24-2006 12:37 PM |
ur mom is a plastic owl
| Beef Patty | 05-24-2006 12:58 PM |
Get a bird bath and fill it up with antifreeze.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
that was a complete joke and i dont condone this type of behavior at all.
that was a complete joke and i dont condone this type of behavior at all.
| ScoobyDoobieBlue | 05-24-2006 01:00 PM |
hahaha thats prob the funniest thing ive read all day beef patty.
| RudyR1999 | 05-24-2006 01:00 PM |
Put up a silhouette of a cat somewhere nearby.
| TRooper | 05-24-2006 01:08 PM |
+1 for plastic owl.
| Calamity Jesus | 05-24-2006 01:18 PM |
Too sensible? I hear these even work on Subarus.
[img]http://www.garagenportal.de/html/alu-carport/alu-carport-2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.patiostore.com/homeimprovements/carports/aluminum/mas_cpsing.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.bambutec.org/assets/images/CPMD.JPG[/img]
[url]http://www.bambutec.org/html/bambutec-carport.html[/url]
[img]http://www.garagenportal.de/html/alu-carport/alu-carport-2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.patiostore.com/homeimprovements/carports/aluminum/mas_cpsing.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.bambutec.org/assets/images/CPMD.JPG[/img]
[url]http://www.bambutec.org/html/bambutec-carport.html[/url]
| hornyturbo | 05-24-2006 01:35 PM |
[QUOTE=Beaverboy]
[img]http://www.garagenportal.de/html/alu-carport/alu-carport-2.jpg[/img]
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looks like your car is waiting for the bus
[img]http://www.garagenportal.de/html/alu-carport/alu-carport-2.jpg[/img]
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looks like your car is waiting for the bus
| vf22-wrx | 05-24-2006 01:39 PM |
the last one is as ugly as sin! haha
put a bunch of spikes on the line...like barbed wire x 10...heh heh damn birds
the cat thing wouldn't work...I have about 20 real cats within 100 feet of my house (not all mine) and there are tons of birds, luckily though I don't have to park under a wire...
put a bunch of spikes on the line...like barbed wire x 10...heh heh damn birds
the cat thing wouldn't work...I have about 20 real cats within 100 feet of my house (not all mine) and there are tons of birds, luckily though I don't have to park under a wire...
| hornyturbo | 05-24-2006 01:55 PM |
[QUOTE=Doctor Murdock2]Get a plastic owl and put it in plain view of the area.[/QUOTE]
im gonna try this. at my work we have cut outs of wolves around the pond for the geeses it seem to work pretty well
im gonna try this. at my work we have cut outs of wolves around the pond for the geeses it seem to work pretty well
| bahboy20 | 05-24-2006 06:08 PM |
[QUOTE=Doctor Murdock2]Get a plastic owl and put it in plain view of the area.[/QUOTE]
yeah, thats what my neighbor did because every time he woudl wash his car the birds would sit on the phone lines and poop on it. seems to have worked, but then again he has like 2 owls and some other colored thing hanging in a tree, so i am not sure which piece did the job...
yeah, thats what my neighbor did because every time he woudl wash his car the birds would sit on the phone lines and poop on it. seems to have worked, but then again he has like 2 owls and some other colored thing hanging in a tree, so i am not sure which piece did the job...
| qoncept | 05-24-2006 08:21 PM |
I'd like to build a carport but it's not in the budget. I don't think I'd get a full return on the investment and we aren't planning on living in this house more than a few years :\ I'll look in to cats and owls.
| Phy6 | 05-24-2006 08:28 PM |
Flame thrower.
| nate49509 | 05-24-2006 08:35 PM |
BB gun? :rolleyes: A shotgun with birdshot of course. :banana:
| darknightohio | 05-24-2006 08:48 PM |
Make sure you have wax on the car and use quick detailer and a microfiber towel to clean it off.
| THEW0RX | 05-24-2006 08:54 PM |
you should put a bullseye on your roof, kind of like some mini coopers have. lol. Might as well make it interesting.
| WRXDriftR | 05-24-2006 08:57 PM |
electricute the wire so it fries those things!
| volleybrad | 05-25-2006 10:38 AM |
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5452115200083839699&q=vault+scarecrow[/url]
| qoncept | 05-25-2006 12:23 PM |
[QUOTE=darknightohio]Make sure you have wax on the car and use quick detailer and a microfiber towel to clean it off.[/QUOTE]
Yeah.. washing it off hasn't been a problem, but I don't want to do it every single day :\
Yeah.. washing it off hasn't been a problem, but I don't want to do it every single day :\
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